What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What questions will be asked by the executive director of JP Morgan for 6 years of experience in Java? The technical rounds are already cleared.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

How did China invent gunpowder but it was the European nations that went out and “conquered the world using firearms”?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How do you identify a woman player?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

A View to a Kill

What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

Thunder-Pacers: SGA, OKC rally to win Game 4 of NBA Finals - Al Jazeera

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why is my Whirlpool fridge not cooling but the freezer works? What is the solution?

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?